Behold the Egmond guitar. Built in Holland by the largest luthier in Europe at the time, they were reportedly sold at 1/10th the price of a comparable Fender. From the body constructed of laminated sheets of plywood to the neck that give the gentle caress of a rounded-off 2x4, this guitar screams "vreselijk!" It has a stick that wiggles, a pick guard that cracks if you sneeze in another room, and a finish that flakes off bit by bit like gentle lead-paint snowflakes in the wind. Perfect for the person who has no respect for themselves or their music. Would also look great screwed to a wall with 3" lag bolts. Lag bolts will be included-a big extra at no extra charge. This fine example can, and probably should, be yours. May God have mercy on your soul.
