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Married woman Seeking run-down houses to paint (Boise)
offered in person
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Do your shutters hang crooked?
Is your trim cracking under pressure?
Have the neighborhood kids started referring to your house as “the haunted one”?
Do squirrels appear to have partial ownership of your fascia boards?
Perfect. You are exactly my type.
I’m looking for houses with faded paint, poor life choices, weather damage, uneven caulking, and exteriors that whisper, “I used to be beautiful once.” Bonus points if your garage door has at least three different shades of paint from previous “DIY adventures.”
What I bring to the relationship:
• Pressure washing without judgment
• Fresh caulking and emotional support
• Straight lines even when life isn’t
• Professional repainting
• The ability to make your neighbors suddenly stop and stare awkwardly from the sidewalk
I cannot fix your marriage, your credit score, or your adult son living in the basement… but I CAN make your house look so good people assume you have your life together.
Current turn-ons include:
✔ Peeling paint
✔ Tired stucco
✔ Sun-faded siding
✔ Wood trim begging for mercy
✔ Houses that haven’t been painted since flip phones were popular
DM me your ugly houses. No shame here. Every home deserves a second chance.
— 7S Painting LLC
Call or text
Christal
208-609-8584
Disclaimer: This post is intended purely as humor and advertising, and I am only seeking homes in need of professional painting services.