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ULTIMATE SOLID WOOD TRACTOR BED BUILT LIKE A FARM, SLEEPS LIKE A DREAM - $1,200 (Meridian)
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Attention parents: Is your child ready to farm by day and snooze like a legend by night? Introducing the hand-crafted, solid wood, John Deere style tractor bed that absolutely nobody asked for… but every kid secretly dreams about.
This isn’t some flimsy, “assembly required, good luck” big-box bed.
This beast is HAND BUILT. SOLID WOOD. The kind of solid that makes other furniture nervous.
Let’s talk features:
Working headlights with real switches because bedtime should feel like you’re heading out to plow the back forty.
One wheel weighs approximately 70 lbs. Yes, seventy. Pounds.
That’s not décor, that’s farm equipment. If your toddler can lift it, please call the Avengers.
Real steering wheel, for navigating tough terrain like stuffed animals, rogue socks, and emotional support dinosaurs.
Hurricane-proof. Probably.
If a storm hits, just strap the house to this bed. I’m not saying it will survive the apocalypse… but I’m also not NOT saying that.
Handmade craftsmanship.This thing wasn’t “manufactured.” It was BUILT. The way barns used to be built. The way legends are built.
Perfect for:
Kids who say “tractor” before they say “please.”
Parents tired of replacing particleboard furniture every 6 months.
Future farmers, construction moguls, or tiny humans with big horsepower energy.
This bed is so solid you’ll probably pass it down to your grandkids. Possibly their grandkids. Archaeologists may one day dig it up and say, “They built things differently in 2022.”
Warning:
Your child may refuse to sleep anywhere else. May demand overalls. May start referring to bedtime as “clocking out.”
If you want the coolest bed in the county, maybe the state, possibly the entire Midwest, this is it.
Message me before your neighbor with the competitive kid beats you to it.